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come outside.

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Why?

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christmas gift.

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! Okay!! 🎁🎁🎁🎄🎁🎁🎁
☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️
🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🛷🎅🏽

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(Okay, that makes her laugh, very good.

In the absence of knowledge of something he would like that isn't easily available and not something necessarily lethal, she came to the conclusion that a scarf that matches his uniform in colors should do. It's cold, she doesn't know if his uniform is warm, etc.

So, when he opens the door, she wraps it around his neck with a smile before pressing her lips to his cheek. Look, he gets a lipstick mark and all.

Not a big deal either, she likes spreading the love, but she thinks a nice gift and a smooch from a girl Adrian finds cute is a nice touch.)

Merry Christmas, Chase.

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[He's not wearing winter appropriate clothes for sure, not even a coat, when he goes outside to see Sophie. He grins wide when she wraps the scarf around him and flushes a soft pink with the kiss, going quiet in bashful silence for a second.]

Shut up. I didn't get you anything. Now I owe you! You did this on purpose.

[He pulls the scarf over his mouth, semi-hiding in it.]

I like the teal.

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(Oh, nooo, he's going to freeze. Well, she's going to be on her way soon, so either he invites her in or she goes, and either way, he'll be warm soon enough. Phew.)

I hereby free you from any owing! There we go, you're all good.

(Ugh, she's worried about him being in the cold now, so that means she wraps the scarf around him one more time.)

I could tell. I don't know how warm that outfit is? So I made sure it went with it.

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Don't fuss me, I'm from the pacific northwest. This isn't even that cold.

[He swats around at her hands as she tries to wrap his scarf again.]

It's lycra, so not that warm, but the padded armor keeps me warm enough. I can't wear it when I'm in costume because that's a really obvious weakness- choking me with my own scarf would be like the stupidest way to die. But I'll wear it when I'm... Adrian.

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Are you kidding me, I'm freezing!

(Because you're tall and very skinny, Sophie. Not everyone is. But it makes her laugh either way, her hands up as she's saying she's stopping, totally innocent, it's fine.)

That's good enough for me. Well, I guess... Merry Christmas? That's literally all I came to do.

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/Aaaaaaaadrian. Psssst. Adrian./

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/Whaaaaat?/

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/Teach me how to snipe./

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/Like, with a rifle?/

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/Like, totally with a rifle. I think it could be handy.

... And if I have to do it my usual ways, it gets super obvious and then it's bad for the brand./

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/Sure, but a rifle's really not "handy" in the way a pistol is. You have to set it up, and then there's all the pieces to it, and then once you fire your shot you have to pack it up so fast before they find you. You're sure you want to learn that one?/

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/I'm thinking about not being close to something.

... And that last part doesn't count for me, see, I'm a genius. /

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/If you're sure! But we'll need to get a rifle from Aurora. I didn't bring one. That's why I've been using a crossbow./

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remember when i said you could stay at the white palace if you could share it sometimes

sometimes came, except it's more like, i'm not leaving. you cool or?

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I mean, yeah? It's your house, technically. I've been working on making it less like a weird sterile Kim Kardashian Hell Scape but yeah.

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kim kardashian hell escape

seriously

kimk doesn't have that elegant of a taste

but i'm gonna ignore that atrocity of a comparison for NOW because uh i need shit, i'm not bringing shit. so. mall. i am even helping your quest. wanna come or you good taking into consideration that i am in a shit mood

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Sophie. It's white on white on white with no windows. It's got a million things in common with an igloo. What taste? A yeti's?

I have some furniture already I've dragged in from some other places, but sure, I'll come with.

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adrian. it's called branding. do you think we are known and respected for our warm personalities

did you take the cuckoo room

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A lot of things are called branding and I don't see people lining up to ooh and aah the latest McDonalds either.

I don't know? Maybe? Do all the rooms have insane names? I picked the one that would have the best view when I made a window.

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yeah because no one respects mcd

it's literally the one with the 5 beds
where
the 5 cuckoos sleep

wait you're making a window? how
can i watch

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I pushed all the beds together to make one big bed.

Right now it's like, half a window, but I'm also making it huge. Like, six feet wide. Mostly by taking a mallet to the walls?